My husband called me from the car yesterday and said he had something to tell me. I was running out the door, so I told him to call back between meetings. When we finally hooked up he said, "Do you concede that Obama is the frontrunner?"
"Yes," I replied sadly, "yes."
"Well, I you should think hard before you vote for him."
"Why?" I replied in monotone, thinking he was going to mock me about some Democrat vs Republican issue that divides the country and our household.
"He was recently in Altoona, Pennsylvania..." Oh, boy, here we go "... and he bowled a 37.
"What?" I asked, taken completely off-guard.
"Bowling, like at a bowling alley."
"Where did you hear that?" I said, feeling somewhat defensive. I average about 90 myself.
"They were talking about it on Morning Joe . Joe [Scarborough] and Willie [Geist] said that Obama's bowling was "dainty" and they would expect at least a 150 out of their president. I agree."
What does bowling have to do with being president? Oh, never mind. "Yeah, that's funny."
I would only like to point out, Dear Reader, that in my controversial post Non-Political Controversy , I referred to Obama as "a little wimpy for me." I wonder if Hillary can bowl a 150, not to mention John McCain.
2 comments:
Oh, I love that! Perhaps he would have better luck with bumper bowling?
LOL - He's lucky I'm sucky at bowling (I blame carpal tunnel, but I'd probably suck just as much with healthy wrists.)
Did you see Hillary try to bowl on Ellen? She missed completely the first try and hit 1 pin on the second.
(And we don't need to see McCain. Lord knows he'd probably break his back. LOL.)
Good thing bowling isn't a requirement for the Presidency, huh? :)
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